Getting the full rear view

Ok so here’s the big question… If you are a woman reading this, I want to know – do you like the way your ass looks??

Are you one of those people who think they have a nice ass but really do not?  Or perhaps a decent ass but never really thought about it that way.  Well, I don’t know where the heck I fall into this range, but all I know is that I do try to get a gander of my personal “rear view”.

But you know those moments…you’re walking by the 3-way mirror in the dressing room and boom, you can finally see it.   Straining to see behind me, craning my neck, I give it the full assessment.  It’s ok, I would think. Not the best but hey, not chopped liver.

Until today.  Today I received in email some photos from the event I went to in Cleveland.  And guess what was in the picture, a prime view of my rear view…to which I GASPED OH MY GOODNESS….. It’s WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

And to make matters worse, I didn’t just let it go by, I had to zoom in and get a closer look.  I just had to torture myself and get a closer gander.

What happened to all the damned squats I’ve been doing faithfully??  Where is all my chi goodness?  What the heck happened? All my sweat, practicing my forms, sit ups, stretches, blah blah blah…  I thought the tapping after a hard chi workout dissolved fat cells…not that I can see!

“It’s” caught up in a fold that should have been straightened out by SPANX.  I gotta try those things… Funny thing is while I was in Cleveland, I was wearing a light camel color pants, and they fit pretty well.  Until I went into the elevator and caught the gander on my hip, that was clearly showing panty lines and other unsightfuls… I thought, damn I need to change these pants!  This is not happening!

Ok so, I should love myself more, la-dee-dah…  I’m not usually vain or really care about things like this.  But its those gasping moments… I just had to share.

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